Hello ComicWonders!

We must first appologize for the delay in announcing a couple of very well-deserved awards. We didn’t intentially forget about naming a winning joke for the Thanksgiving holiday. To be honest, we didn’t know that there was a Friday after Thanksgiving. For years we celebrate with a big Turkey feast hera at the Comic Wonder compound and then go to sleep for a bout 48-62 hours. Due to an error in online shopping, only one cornish game hen was ordered for our feast and that only fed about 3 staffers’ kids. The lack of tryptophan limited our ability to justify several days of hibernation.

Fortunately the egg nog did arrive and we added our special sauce. Booze, look for it next time you’re out. It really punches up just about any beverage. Thanks to the booze-nog we were able to sleep for for a couple days without accomplishing anything. Fortunately we are awake now and it’s time to play catch up.

During the Thanksgiving holiday we were treated to a genuinely charming and funny joke by Clarence Press. He’s our Comic Wonder of the Week past for his joke called “The Blonde with the Long Password.”

It’s a new week and we’ve just got done listening to some gut busting submissions. It wasn’t an easy decision but in the end we all loved the well crafted and perfectly told joke called “I forgot our anniversary again this year” by the poetic gester known as Johnny Mac.

It’s also a great joke that could be repurposed in theme of a Christmas gift so you could take a listen and make it your own. What a perfect sequence to talk about our Comic Wonder Holiday Joke Challenge! You have until December 31st to submit your funniest jokes and the winner will walk away with $200 bucks!

In tough economic times like these where unemployment is skyrocketing and most companies asking staffers to take pay cuts, you could value that $200 dollar prize at approximately $3,800 in value. See dealer for details, OAC, not available in stores and any other disclaimer needed to keep us from beign sued.

Submitted by:
Barb Dwire, ComicWonder Regional Director of Fencing and Author of “Paper Cuts: Read This Book Fast for Details