Hello ComicWonders!

‘Twas the week before Turkey Day and all through Comic Wonder,

jokes were pouring in to our phones and laughter rang like thunder.

With cash on the line the jokes came by the by the bazillions,

Our judges were busy and half way through a keg of Killian.

Some submission were so funny we laughed til’ we cried,

occasionally they were so lame we were sorry you even tried.

The best were narrowed down to only a select few,

We had the winning check but didn’t know who to make it out to.

The Comic Wonder of the Week charmed us like the great Lawrence Welk,

which is convenient because it rhymes with Voice of Elk!

Take a listen to “The Reindeer’s Wives” for a Holiday treat,

You’ll never look at doe the same when you see them on the street.

Don’t be discouraged that you didn’t win this week,

It’s tough to pick “the best” and it doesn’t mean you jokes wreak.

It’s the sharing season after all so don’t you dare quit!

It’s also a time when punks knock on the door and leave a flaming back of S*$&!

We’ve ruined more italian loafers that way than you would believe

It usually takes 20 minutes to scrape it all of with the wreath.

That’s enough about us and the little neighbor kids we’d like to smack,

Let us now focus on how we want to further give back.

We’ve upped the ante and pulled out some more cash,

Call with you best Holiday themed jokes and do it fast!

Comic Wonders Holiday Jokes Challenge is now underway,

The funniest of the funny scores a $200 dollar payday!

The deadline is New Years Eve so start making us laugh,

Our head judge is Neidermeyer from Animal House, yeah…THE MARK METCALF!

Now you have all the details and we can’t think of anything more,

Good timing too because we gotta run and answer the door.

Submitted by:
Ivanna Fruitcake, ComicWonder Botanist and Author of Wearing A Robe Backward: How The Snuggie Was Inspired By A Lazy Guy