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ALERT: Content of this week’s winning joke may be offensive to anyone with a sense of decency. Alright, it’s a bit raunchy. Ironically familiar though. ‘Nuff said.

Congratulations to Canucklehead for his winning efforts called “Which Way Is Twitch?” We don’t recommend you tell this one in your church pew but we do think you’ll confess to laughing at it.

As we enter the “giving season,” we at Comic Wonder would like to cordially invite you to our 2009 Holiday Joke Challenge. Dig out your cardigans, dickies and penny loafers because this is sure to be a collection of priceless holiday memories. We are now accepting your very best holiday jokes. Tis’ the season to gather with loved ones and pretend to really like the holiday sweaters they are wearing

“No, really Aunt Janet…The way you added tinsel to the sweater really makes it quote…er…uh…unique…and….festive.”

Then you open your matching sweater and the obligation to wear it is too unbearable. One of the uncles has too much Booze-nog, rips off the tinsel and the tears begin to flow. No matter what you celebrate in your family, you know the pains of “the most wonderful time of the year.” Relax, you’re not alone. That’s why we are spicing things up with an extra stack of cash. 1st place in our holiday joke contest scores $200 bucks! Use it to buy presents, pay for your scrumptious feast or to bail out your uncle. Second place will score $200 bucks and all other competitors will win our admiration.

But wait, you’ll also receive a NEW found respect for the art of joke telling! In these tough financial times we can all use a good laugh and cheep thrills. We are happy to pass along an economical and fun way to make your holiday party a hit. Comic Wonders Punch Packer. It’s our original twist on the punch you may have served in years past. You’ll need Oranges, Cherries, Lemon Zest, Cloves and a bottle of your favorite booze. First, go in to the bathroom and drink the entire bottle of booze. Next, watch as your friends and family fight and try to have a good time with oranges, cherries, lemon zest and cloves. Happy non denominational winter holiday from all of us at Comic Wonder!

Submitted by:
Glenn Fiddich, ComicWonder Spirit Advisor and Author of A Hangover Remedy: The Hang On