We at ComicWonder are looking forward to the Holiday Season with a trunk full of cash and prizes. A few left over tootsie rolls too. Fortunately tootsie rolls can be kept for years and are believed to be slightly more resistant to destruction that roaches. It is rumored that the only thing left after a nuclear holocaust would be roaches We believe tootsie rolls should be added to that list. We at ComicWonder have even built a bomb fall out shelter out of tootsie roll. Hopefully we’ll never need it.

Back to the cash. Congratulations to this weeks winner, Foggy, for a great joke called “Welfare Line.” It’s well told and even gets a laugh from the artist so you know it’s worth a listen.

We must admit, there’s really nothing funny about welfare. Well, there was nothing funny until we ran across a hard to believe solution from a kiwi. In fact, a New Zealand Politician is making welfare reform his purpose. Sorta. Micheal Laws has stirred up some controversy with his new idea that “there are too many people who should not have children” and that the government could begin to reform this by offering to pay problem parents not to breed. He told a newspaper, “If we gave $10,000 to certain people and say ‘We’ll voluntarily sterilize you.’ then all of society would be better off.”

We’re not saying that this is the worst idea ever, but we can’t help but draw a comparison to a movie we watched recently. Mike Judge is the guy who brought us Office Space and Beavis and Butthead. He also brought us a gem called “Idiocracy.”

What if only the dumbest among us of survived? What if the future was made up of a population where only complete morons were the breeders? Check out the trailer here.

Hopefully we have inspired you to be among the smart. At least some sign of wit? Harness that thought and submit the funniest joke you’ve ever told this week! It could earn you some cash and a place in the ComicWonder archives of joke legends. Although, the archive will probably be demolished for a Liquor Store parking garage when the idiots rule the world.

Submitted by:Cliff Notes, ComicWonder Jr VP of Tootsie Roll Development and Author of Working Title