President Obama signed off on a stimulus package today in Denver. In honor of this significant progress we at Comic Wonder had a Denver Omelet, which ironically was one of the most expensive and excessively stuffed omelets on the menu.

We are also offering some stimulus in the form of a new Comic Wonder of the Week! This week’s doozy comes from a trusted regular contributor who loves to use sound effects and musical accompaniments to tickle our ribs. VoiceofElk takes the prize this week for his joke with a charming title: “Two Redneck Hillbillies and a SEARS Catalog.”

Ah, the Redneck! Perhaps one of comedies greatest treasures. This is a rare breed known for their charisma and B-O. They are folks whose mattresses are rejected by the Salvation Army. They are proud of their custom license plates, mostly because they made it themselves in prison.

It cannot be said, however, that Rednecks aren’t doing their part to better our world this new year. Exhibit A.

Thanks to all of you who help us find humor in the world around us, keep it up! Remember that you still have time to join the fun in our “Best Blonde Joke” theme contest. We will continue our search through the end of the month and are counting on you to find the funniest (and likely true) blonde jokes on the planet.