Hello Comic Wonders!

I’ll start off this week’s announcement with a question for all of you: Have you heard the one about the Canadian guy who was walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm? His buddy was walking by and asked, “Hey Greg, what are you doing with that beer?” Greg turned to his friend and said “Oh, I actually got it for my wife.” The smile on his buddy’s face grew and he said “Great trade, Greg!”

You see, Canadians are known for loving beer. It’s a bit of a stereotype, but this week’s winning joke is proof that Canadians love more than just their alcohol.

Congrats to Canucklehead for making a comeback to Comic Wonder. His joke “Special Olym-porn” is his first in a while and I guess it answers what he’s been up to all this time.

This was a tough week to choose. A special nod to an always incredible VoiceofElk too for his latest joke creation “Blondes and the Traffic Accident!” It was so good it is one of the front runners for the best blonde joke on the site!

He reminds us that only a few weeks remain to get your submissions in for our best blonde joke search. It’s your chance at more cash and fame. Like being $200 more famous! Here’s a tip: Blondes can be MEN too! Look for some good jabs at blonde men to earn some originality points. Did you hear the one about the blonde who got pulled over by the blonde cop? He asked the woman for her driver’s license and when she realized she didn’t have it on her he asked for any other form of identification. She pulled out a pocket mirror and said “Here, I forgot! I do have this picture of myself!” The cop took it and looked a bit shocked. He glared back at the woman and said “Are you kidding me? I would have never pulled you over if I knew you were a cop?!”

Best of luck Comic Wonder faithful and bring that funny!!!

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AChic Enuggets
Comic Wonder alternative meat researcher and Author of “Don’t eat that! I know a guy who pee’s in the pickle jar here!”