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By Drew Kaufman on December 15th, 2008 Blog Homepage

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Heeeeyyy! Every want to make a porno? A real porno, with hot babes willing to do anything to you! Sounds Good?

Ultimate pleasures (LLC) is looking for up and cumming porn stars to act in our new series of online videos. The hours are great and you will be paid in cash and sex!

Male: (45 Yrs++)

We’re looking someone preferably overweight and with spotted balding. You should have a below average size penis and the ability to get a maximum of 60% stiffness.

  • Glasses and a mustache are a must
  • Minimum of 2 inches of pubic hair
  • Old faded tribal tattoos
  • Oddly colored semen or skin condition -a plus

No experience required! Our girls will keep going no matter how bad you are! You will be having sex with the prettiest girl we could cast, so it’s imperative that you are repulsive enough to cause our viewers to fast-forward or maybe purchase one of our lesbian videos.

Please email a Resume, Cover Letter and Dick-Shot with “Grey Nut Hair” in the subject.

  • Compensation: Cash and Sex
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


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