Howdy Comic Wonders!

Have you heard the one about the elderly couple on a porch swing? You should because it’s the gem that won VoiceofElk his second weekly prize in a row!

Last week he treated us all to a real puker. This time around he’s mixing it up with a couple senior citizens and a good old porch swing. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing sweeter than an older couple in love. Maybe an older couple of puppies in love would be cuter but that’s technically impossible. That’s why stem cell research is so important.

In the meantime we salute VoiceofElk for his continued joke telling excellence. Several of you gave him a run for his money this week and we’d like to acknowledge all of you. I know you can’t see if but we are all standing around the office saluting you. I just did a thumbs up. Tilt brought some festive heat with “The Cabbie and the Nun.” Cool Breeze stepped up with “A One Iron can come in Handy.” Adubya also made us chuckle with “A blonde buys 2 horses.” Great jokes and always confident performances.

Check out Joke Limbo for some great jokes that need a voice.

If you read the paper you know that an election is coming up. Comic Wonder is also regionally famous for being the Election Joke Epicenter of the Known World. Maybe you have an ace in the hole? Get on the horn and let the world know how funny you are. Especially that jerk in high school who said you would never win a joke telling contest at Comic Wonder.

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Robin Banks
Comic Wonder Financial Contributor and Author of “Idiots guide to Off Shore Accounts”