We’ve all been at a party where everyone is playing drinking games. But you feel like you don’t fit in because you love cocaine. Here are some great alternatives to make sure you can still hang out with your friends and not have to abandon your cocaine habit.

1.  Cocaine Pong
Beer Pong is a great party game that allows people to compete against one another by throwing ping pong balls into cups full of beer and forcing their competitors to drink them. Simply empty out the beer and replace them with grams of raw cocaine. Start playing and enjoy!

2.  Hundred Dollar Bills
The game Quarters involves bouncing quarters into a cup and if successful making others drink beer.  For our new game we’ll try to bounce 100 dollar bills into a glass.  If successful you can use that same dollar to snort up cocaine.  Also, if unsuccessful, just go ahead and have at that cocaine anyway.

3.  Snort
A classic drinking game called Drink calls for participants to drink whenever someone says a certain key word.  For our version every time someone such as a parent or sibling says something that depresses you or undercuts your self esteem, go into the bathroom and do a snort of cocaine.

4.  Cocaine Pong 2
An upgraded version of the new classic.  The game is the same, the only difference is instead of cocaine you’re now hooked on heroine.

5.  Party Ender Bender
The great drinking game where you crumble drunken, screaming onto the floor while vomiting and telling everyone to get out of your apartment. Instead of being drunk, you’re just high on whatever drug you’re on now. The game is usually played right before one checks himself into rehab.