As the world turns to China and the Olympics this week, we at Comic Wonder are celebrating our hometown laugh-letes. Standing atop the podium this week is “Scotch” for his hurdling performance of “80 year old uncle and his new 20 year old wife.” It’s a moving tale of 80 year old Uncle Ted relying on his stamina to win the ultimate race. Scotch will now be among those prestigious comedians who have their name in the record books. He is also in the running for Comic Wonder of the Year. Scotch decided to tell this joke in the first person and that’s a big part of what propelled him to fame and fortune.He almost told it too good so my Comic Wonder Doctors are conducting a blood test. After last week’s performance enhancement scare with “Oiltrash44” we must be cautious. That test found an oily substance between his toes. We originally though that it was a new strain of but we did learn that he actually works on an Oil Rig so it’s likely just Petroleum.

Congrats to Scotch and keep up the proud American tradition of joke telling! Even if the joke book you use was manufactured in China. And the phone you call in on. Likely your computer too.

Dr. Victor Urea

Comic Wonder Regional VP of Toxicology & Author of “Humor-roids. These are your jokes on drugs!”