It’s high noon.  A dusty street is at a standstill.  Only tumbleweeds dare to pass through.  On lookers are frozen in fear.  Then, before anyone can react a quick drawing sidewinder known as “oiltrash44” makes his move and becomes the Comic Wonder of the Week.  His still smoking joke “a blondes deodorant” was straight and true.  His country boy delivery gave it just the right pep too.  Yep, the good ol’ boy that brought us joke titles like “boy you got some nerve” and “drunk and the key hole” comes another gem.  This time it’s a winner too!

He joined a posse of other joke slingers who chose blonde jokes this week.  In society Blondes are often considered attractive.  In the movies they are often the bullies or ski team captains.  Either way, they continue to be great targets!  Oiltrash44 will join the elite weekly joke winners as they head towards the Comic Wonder of the Year.  Or the gallows.  Even the saloon.

Let’s all spit in a cup and wipe it with a rag as we tip a warm whiskey to Oiltrash44 and his sweet smellin’ joke “a blondes deodorant.”

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Wyatt Herpe

Comic Wonder Midwest Marshall of Humor  & Author of “Life’s too short to dance with ugly women”