I hope everyone is getting ready to celebrate their mom this Sunday, I know I am. I just read it’s the day of the year with the most calls placed. Come on - do people really rely on a Hallmark holiday to pick up the phone? What about calling on Parent’s Day - yeah, that’s a holiday too (I wonder who thought up that one)! I’m excited because I get to see my mom this year and I have the most loving mom and mother-in-law (you both are still reading my posts, right?)

There isn’t too much you can do to make fun of your mom, especially on Mother’s Day. But, I found the below pretty - well, cute. Still trying to think of what you can do for your mom? Make her laugh! Check out our site for some great jokes to tell her.

A dictionary for mothers:

• Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
• Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside
• Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert
• Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
• Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots
• Full name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him
• Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right
• Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid
• Look out: What it’s too late for your child to do by the time you scream it
• Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own
• Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it
• Show off: A child who is more talented than yours
• Sterilize: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it
• Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies
• Two-minute warning: When the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises
• Verbal: Able to whine in words
• Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house
• Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a sponge.”