As a practicing Buddhist, you might reasonably expect me to be slightly miffed by a faux Dalai Lama blog.  Aha!  That is why I am a Buddhist.  I think His Holiness Himself would get a good chuckle out of blog posts such as:

• “Stop the violence, start the funk!”
• “I might resign if I can’t go on SPRING BREAK 2008!”
• “Richard Gere is a pretty woman”

Well, maybe not that last one.  (Then again, Tenzin Gyatso is known for his sense of humor.)

At News Groper, you can find blogs by Britney, Hilary, Dr. Phil and countless more. The faux blogs are the brainchild of Greg Galant, the founder and CEO of News Groper, which he describes as a “U.N.-sanctioned task force to foster free speech.”

News Groper’s mantra is to “create a forum where all previously misrepresented, misunderstood, censored-by-a-publicist or taken-out-of-context-while-on-multiple-intoxicants voices in the world could be heard.”

Some of the real gems lie within the funny comments.  One will quickly discover some rather, ahem, defensive fans out there waiting to take News Groper to task.

If you found solace in the musings of the Fake Steve Jobs, welcome to Nirvana.