What is it about Chuck Norris jokes? The appeal is almost as universal as Chuck Norris’s dizzying effect on the ladies… well maybe not that good. Granted, some Chuck Norris jokes are in exquisitely awful taste. That said, I’ve found a few real gems out there such as:

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Now it looks like Chuck Norris himself is finally getting a sense of humor about all this. The site Chuck Norris Facts (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com) purports to have a list of certified Chuck Norris favorites about His truly. For hardcore Chuck fans, there’s videos and swag – even a design your own Chuck-shirt section. A must visit site for those in love with all things Chuck.

As for my all-time favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chucktactular!